December 11, 2007
Britney Spears’ vagina has shown up on the town, and this time without Britney. Usually the paparazzi is greeted with a second smile from Britney, but this time, the smile was on it’s own. “I just really wanted a drink,” the vagina said. “Please, just let me party with my bitches.” The vagina then found Paris Hilton inside the club and gave her a kiss hello. The vagina left the club around 2:30 in the morning with Scott Baio and Kid Rock.